"I've got some good news and some bad news" the doctor says.
"What's the bad news?" asks the pat...read more
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He told her, "...read more
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse an...read more
A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes.
Comedian and YouTube prankster Tom Mabe has a friend with a severe drinking problem. After hearing that this friend, who has five DUIs, was passed out drunk again, Mabe went to work teaching him a lesson. He converted an office into a hospital room and convinced the friend that he had been in a coma for ten years.
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A baby was just born. He had all his fingers and toes and looked quite normal, except that he was la...read more
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "Ive got a big problem doctor. Every time were in b...read more
This guy thinks he can dance until he is taken to the hospital.
Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, "Give him two Viagra."
Nurse asks, "D...read more