You never know when and where the ground is going to open up.
Always be careful where you park. You never know when the earth feels like having a snack.
Only in Russia can you walk off the road and disappear.
A skier falls into a crevice that is deeper then he thought. Listen to how scared he is.
That crane operator is going to need a change of underwear.
How to pierce your tongue for free!
Dad let his cyst grow for 30 years before he finally decided to pop it redneck style. Make a bigger hole!
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Freaks Kissing Through Hole In Their Bottom Lip