A Russian couple stumble across a groundhog that is too fat to get out of his hole.
As long as it can fit its beak into the hole the octopus can escape.
This is how Russians collect shiners for ice fishing. No traps needed.
You never know when and where the ground is going to open up.
Always be careful where you park. You never know when the earth feels like having a snack.
Only in Russia can you walk off the road and disappear.
A skier falls into a crevice that is deeper then he thought. Listen to how scared he is.
That crane operator is going to need a change of underwear.
How to pierce your tongue for free!