You are supposed to look both ways before crossing the street.
That kid just got checked into next week.
Yup, sure am. If you can dish it out, you can take it!
A bicyclist was hit by a car while filming an episode of COPS.
The avalanche was moving a lot faster then he thought. He couldn't outrun it.
That was awesome. Should have pitched a lot farther out.
After making a seemingly bad call, the opposing team decides to intentionally hit the umpire with a pitch. The result is an instant loss. Congrats.
This is why you don't run through traffic.
A hockey player gets hit so hard he does a backflip.