What in the hell is this person doing? They are either hammered or high as a kite.
When you can't see anything in front of you it's usually a good idea to slow down or pull over.
A gang of idiots thought it would be cool to hold up a whole highway of traffic to do some burnouts.
Do people get dumber by the minute? If you breakdown in the middle of the highway don't stand around like an idiot or this will happen...
He'll need a change of underwear after that close call.
Holy crap! You gotta check this one out!
The previous owner no longer exists.
Condoms are built for dinosaurs these days. You are safe unless she pokes a hole in it.
Like the title says: Just a talking boat.