Do people get dumber by the minute? If you breakdown in the middle of the highway don't stand around like an idiot or this will happen...
The previous owner no longer exists.
Condoms are built for dinosaurs these days. You are safe unless she pokes a hole in it.
These highway workers painted around a fallen tree.
How this guy survived is beyond me. That's one lucky dude.
That sux, those apples are going to spoil...
There's a reason somebody invented ratchet straps!
These highway workers painted over a dead armidillo.
He would have never know what hit him. He was a lucky man that day.
Dad, you're missing something...