He was watching football when he ran out of beer.
This is why speeding through red lights is not a good idea.
The previous owner no longer exists.
This sign is possessed by music.
WTF is going on here? Looks like the 18 wheeler got a good view. Now that takes talent!
This is probably not the safest thing in the world.
Wake up! We're gonna die!
Highways are a dangerous place!