Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
She woke up a month later...
At least he didn't get squirted.
This is something you would find your kids doing, not dad...lol
That shortstop made an incredible heads up play on a ricocheted ball.
Damn that kangaroo sure is ripped!
Did you really think that was going to work?
The bloody lightbulb guy from earlier this week is back with a frying pan. Maybe he's trying to knock some sense into himself?
After decapitation this snake bit it's own butt!