How the hell did he get that stuck in the first place.
Not the smartest guy in the world that's for sure.
This guy came super close to becoming a pancake.
This guy was bored in his hotel room so...
If I were you I would head to the casino right now!
Guess he really didn't need the crutches...lol
You are Pyro Guy, a bomb expert and your objective is to destroy precise targets. Avoid the guards and use your explosives wisely. Infiltrate a social network giant, take down a space centre and blow up a nuclear plant. All in a days work for the Pyro Guy!
Goodnight sweetheart well its time to go. bah dah dah dah dum
He should go play the lottery today!
Dude ditches his full size bike for his pocket bike.