Don't start a fight you can't finish.
When a bouncer smells smoke from the bathroom he goes ballistic.
Seems like a waste of the new iPhones to me...
This guy is blessed with some serious wood working skills. Check out the rocking chair he builds from scratch using NO power tools.
Not a single f*ck was given that day.
I want some of what he's smoking!
"As a man you have one opportunity to do the biggest surprise of your life, your proposal. This was my way of creating that once-in-a-lifetime, never-been-done, proposal and having some fun in the process...This is My Proposal!"
Imagine coming home and finding out that all your faucets pour beer instead of water!
How do you not realize land is dead ahead? Driving blindfolded???
Every wedding has one of these guys.