This is a triple fail. He wrecks his motorcycle. He wrecks his motorcycle in front of a hot chick. He wrecks his motorcycle while drunk with a cop across the street.
into a mound of deep snow. Looks like fun.
This is how rednecks drain their pool for the year.
If I were you I would go play the lottery right now!
Watch out!!! Incoming monkey ninja.
Damn, this guy has got some serious hacky sack skills. I love that he just takes over the show from some wacky preacher chick.
Dude, go for it dude. Yeah dude. OMG dude. Do it dude. Alright dude. Yeah dude. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah dude.
Now you can make some awesome prank calls using the Stewie Soundboard from Family Guy. All the audio is in excellent condition!
Baboom!!! That's a pretty stupid idea considering all the flammable sewer gas down there. (methane)
Stairs are a pain in the ass when you're drunk so why not take a shortcut...