He should go play the lottery today!
Dude ditches his full size bike for his pocket bike.
That will get peoples attention!
You picked the wrong guy to come after with a steel pipe.
If a robot mated with gumby this would be the result.
The guy that reviewed a 5 guys burger just became famous!
Dude gets the shirt blown right off his back. Karma is a bitch!
I can think of a lot more smarter things to do for charity.