If a robot mated with gumby this would be the result.
Watch out!!! Incoming monkey ninja.
Throw me a beer!!! Now save my drunk ass.
He should go play the lottery today!
That's one way to shut him up!
His dogs look scared shitless!
What do you think? Will he make it?
This idiot enjoys what is probably his last drink ever...
While you're there I would grab a bunch of scratch tickets because you got lucky my man!
It's amazing that some people actually try to drive like this.