This guy was bored in his hotel room so...
Booze and hula hoops don't mix.
The company was too cheap to fix his vehicle.
Dude bumps into a shocker and goes down.
"As a man you have one opportunity to do the biggest surprise of your life, your proposal. This was my way of creating that once-in-a-lifetime, never-been-done, proposal and having some fun in the process...This is My Proposal!"
That's one way to ruin your engine!
Typical hillbilly stunt. Real life spongebob?
It turns out that getting drunk and trying to play with wild monkeys at the zoo is a very bad idea.
Throw me a beer!!! Now save my drunk ass.