It turns out that getting drunk and trying to play with wild monkeys at the zoo is a very bad idea.
It's a miracle that he didn't drop a single slice on the ground!
Don't start a fight you can't finish.
Next time you decide to wack off make sure your sunroof is closed!
When a bouncer smells smoke from the bathroom he goes ballistic.
Seems like a waste of the new iPhones to me...
This guy is blessed with some serious wood working skills. Check out the rocking chair he builds from scratch using NO power tools.
Not a single f*ck was given that day.
I want some of what he's smoking!