This is what happens when you don't take a hunter safety course. Don't ever look down the barrel of a gun you idiot.
You should be smarter than your enemies. Use ricochets. Kill them all! New opportunities to kill your enemies. More bangs. More kills. More blood.
Can you imagine if cows had guns!
Oh sh*t, I just f*cked up!
This kid shoots himself in the head with a potato. OUCH
Someone needs to give this kid a few instructions with handling loaded guns.
Fighting for the army somewhere in the jungle, you fall out of your squadron's helicopter. You are now alone on an unexplored island filled with mad monsters who want to feast upon your flesh. Today is NOT the day you die!
If you ever need a machine gun in an emergency just pick up your cat and fire away.
Its the swiss army knife of gangster weapons.