They ran out of volunteers for the army so they started drafting goats.
The pickup truck door came within inches of taking him out.
The angry rabbit is back! help him to stop the GMO! (Genetic Modified Organism) upgrade your abilities and win the game! In other words, make a salad or they will make you a salad.
I'm not sure what's worse, the pepper spray/mace combo or the fact that the stun gun malfunctioned and nearly electrocuted him to death!
The gun jams or the assailant has no idea how to use a gun. Either way, the speaker was the luckiest person in the world that day.
The electrostatic discharge fail guy is back to show you how to build an electric gun.
Have you heard about the new law that legalizes carrying a gun at head level?
It takes a special skill to shoot like a gangsta.