Here's a giant compilation of military fails for your enjoyment.
Little does this bird know how much danger he's in.
The base is under attack. Grab a weapon and take out the enemy on the double.
The pickup truck door came within inches of taking him out.
A guy leads cops on an insane chase and when finally gives up, freaks out over guns pointed at him.
This black dude gets tazed and doesn't even flinch. He's got some angry words for the chick that called the cops on him.
A group of African soldiers thought it would be funny to see the chimp carrying a gun, that was until the chimp starts shooting at them. Rise of the Planet of the Apes!!!