I don't think they fit...
Dad let his cyst grow for 30 years before he finally decided to pop it redneck style. Make a bigger hole!
He ran out of coke so resorted to snakes.
A sperm whale explodes from natural causes.
Hope you have a big appetite because I lost mine.
Stretch Marks Left Over From Being Pregnant
You might want to dust more often.
I would never eat an oyster again.
Billions of Cicada's are beginning to carpet trees, buildings, and poles on the US east coast. For 17 years, they've been sucking up fluid from plant roots and waiting for their biological alarm clock to ring. That time has come! They were last seen in 1996...
A Swedish rock band singer pukes multiple times on stage but continues to try and sing.