Anyone for a heart attack?
You might want to dust more often.
WTF, I would have spit it in her face.
One of these times he wont be able to get his eyeballs back into his head.
One too many shots at the bar.
Nothing says love like that cake.
I would never eat an oyster again.
In case you feel like being a mad scientist and exploding a tick filled with blood.
Are you squeamish? If not, then check out this chicks eye parasite.