You know you're fat when your hips touch your ankles.
He'll never attempt that stunt again.
He drank a little too much last night.
This guy purchased a 20 year old bottle of Crystal Pepsi (The Clear Soda) from ebay for $80 to celebrate 20 years since this amazing soft drink of the early 90's was pulled off the store shelves for good back in 1993. He enjoyed the drink but his stomach did not!
Anyone for a well done hand? OUCH!
He had a little accident.
I would kill my dog if I came home to this!
I've heard about joined at the hip but not joined at the lip!
Rocks win! That looks like it might hurt a little.