I think I would pass on a slice of this.
Those are some gnarly looking teeth!
There's nothing left to bite.
Instead of notifying a janitor, people kept on doing their business.
What's the point of this? Trying to prove you're a freak?
Let it go buddy, your time has passed.
That's a clear sign it's time to change the draws.
Wait, this isn't a bird feeder.
I don't think they fit...