You know you're fat when your hips touch your ankles.
Grandma Spends Too Much Time at The Beach
A sperm whale explodes from natural causes.
Next time don't go out boozing the night before if you're going to be hang gliding the next day.
Here's your WTF video of the day.
I've heard about joined at the hip but not joined at the lip!
Look at the size of this zit. Look at all the shit that comes out of it!