These can't possibly be any good can they?
This is what happens when you eat too many turkeys by yourself.
And this is what happens when you mess with fireworks.
Exactly why I don't go to water parks.
You know you're fat when your hips touch your ankles.
Some of the best wine you will ever have! But, this is how its made. Yum!
Lazy Bum Rolling Over To Pee
Time to wash your hair man.
This guy is showing off until he dumps his bike and gets a pretty bad leg injury. OUCH!
That was mighty impressive.