Moral of the story: Pick up your dog's poop.
Look at the size of this zit. Look at all the shit that comes out of it!
This guy gets a mouthful of rotten blood and guts.
I would kill my dog if I came home to this!
That's how you know you lost the fight.
WARNING: Graphic Content. Is this real or fake? For this guy's sake I hope its fake. If not, what an idiot. He was trying to prove that he can stop the blade by pressing down on the middle of it.
A polar bear puts on a messy show for the crowd.
For when you need to eat in a rush...