He must of been wondering what he ate...
Rocks win! That looks like it might hurt a little.
He ran out of coke so resorted to snakes.
In case you feel like being a mad scientist and exploding a tick filled with blood.
Oatmeal Bar Infested With Maggots
Damn that's one nasty looking sunburn with a huge blister! OUCH!!!
The loud music must have rattled his guts.