I have got to train my dog how to get beer out of the fridge. I cant beleive he trained his dog to do this.
Can't be more guilty than that!
I'm coming, I'm coming, whoops!!! Awe, they are laughing at me.
How's your nice and shiny car now?
If you get drunk and pick fights with random people chances are you're going to get knocked the f*ck out!
How to get a drunk guy off the race track.
Dumbass picked literally the biggest dude to fight with.
A redneck gets tased when he ignores the cops warning and takes off on his lawn mower.