That's a long way down. Ouch...
There's a reason somebody invented ratchet straps!
Afterwards he couldn't feel his legs...
Don't try this at home kids.
That's what you get for spinning me out.
Just like kids...dogs get excited when they see Santa too.
How many construction workers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What he doesn't know is that he's going to the vet.
Lighting yourself on fire with gas is never going to work out in your favor!