Otherwise, this will happen...
If you buy all our cookies we'll show you our tits!
An old woman got crushed when a fan jumped on top of her to catch a foul ball.
Now you see her, now you don't. Fashion Show Gone Wrong
When you're going to show off your abs of steel make sure your partner knows the difference between ABS and RIBS!
The devil takes on many forms...lol
Do we need to call 911? YUP!
Is that still considered child abuse?
You can go your own way...