How many construction workers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A malfunction sends all 7000 fireworks up at the same time.
Her brain is officially frozen!
An old woman got crushed when a fan jumped on top of her to catch a foul ball.
This guy didn't care the repo man was twice his size. The dude was a Capoeira master. Thank god for the black chick!
Don't drink and drive. The driver of the Ferrari blew right through the red light.
The Knife Song Goes Bad. It was only a matter of time...
Keep your finger on the blob for as long as possible.
When the stick doesn't work he goes to MMA tactics.
Science can be dangerous.