Gonna need another bottle after that fail.
He was so nervous he forgot which glass door he broke.
No playing ball in the house!
John, two days before his scheduled visit to the proctologist, accidentally...
You could get a headache.
Someone needs show these two ding dongs the proper way to saber champagne.
When he wants out, he wants out!!!
This guy learned that oven stove tops are made of glass.