If you ever want to get dangerous you can try opening a bottle of wine using these tactics.
Dude you're buying me a new windshield!
The best 9 seconds you'll watch all day!
Wonder how many takes it took to get this right?
Don't use mom's glassware.
There is a reason why you don't see turkeys flying around very often.
The bus driver is pissed!
They were able to remove the tree stump but now they'll need to visit an auto body shop.
Gonna need another bottle after that fail.