If you ever want to get dangerous you can try opening a bottle of wine using these tactics.
Dude you're buying me a new windshield!
Wonder how many takes it took to get this right?
Don't use mom's glassware.
There's no lenscrafters in Africa.
There is a reason why you don't see turkeys flying around very often.
They were able to remove the tree stump but now they'll need to visit an auto body shop.
The bus driver is pissed!