When he wants out, he wants out!!!
And they say that children are our future. If that's the case, then we're...
No playing ball in the house!
Hard as stone until you cut it.
He didn't realize there was a glass pane.
This guy isn't going to let a 35 person robbery ruin his beer. Thug Life!
Not exactly what he had in mind. Wait for it...
Don't play with a shotgun when you're hammered.