You know your dress is tight when you struggle to climb stairs.
He definitely didn't take it like a man. Wimp!
That didn't go very well.
The guy filming called it!
What's the use of staying up all night studying if you can't stay awake for...
Wanna go for a ride in my car?
Ummm, Yeah....Fail mosh pit.
If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is...