Why didn't you jump?! Now you have broken feet.
Who would of thought a sweater could look so good on a girl at the beach?!
I'd go fishing with her anytime!
She can visit me in my nightmares any time she wants!
Just a redneck posing before going to the prom.
She actually knocks herself out for a few seconds.
Not only did he spill his drink but he took out his buddy too.