Why didn't you jump?! Now you have broken feet.
She actually knocks herself out for a few seconds.
Not only did he spill his drink but he took out his buddy too.
Wife Caught Cheating & The Guy Makes His Escape, Wait for it...
Could be a drunk psycho or a chance to get laid?
And she gets bitten. What did you think would happen?
Not exactly what he had in mind. Wait for it...