Don't fall asleep at the controls.
Damn, thats a huge f*ckin rat!
That looks like a giant pecker, wait that's not a woodpecker...
The bigger they are, the harder they fall!
Next time cut holes so you can see.
If that don't get your attention I don't know what will. He wont be needing his morning coffee today!
Are all tennis player's that much of a douchebag?
Exercise balls are for wimps, giant soccer balls work better.
The elusive and rarely seen giant squid has been caught on video almost a mile below the ocean surface.