Be careful what you ask for!
Now he has to cut it back down.
Note to self - Don't take off your coat while riding a bike.
He's writing tickets while blocking a driveway.
I never knew snakes liked bubble baths.
So now they are tasering people for charity?
Reeling in his catch when all of a sudden...
This is what happens when the polish drink too much of their vodka.
This might give you some anxiety.
That's about as close as you can get to meeting your maker and not a single f*ck was given that day...