How do women constantly do this?
A tanker leaked a massive cloud of flammable gas which got ignited.
Watching someone pump gas has never been so good!
Unless you want to come out to a missing car.
While you're there I would grab a bunch of scratch tickets because you got lucky my man!
That's one way to ruin your engine!
The gas pump caught on fire but the fire extinguisher caused more damage!
Baboom!!! That's a pretty stupid idea considering all the flammable sewer gas down there. (methane)
A woman driver (of course) totally owns the dude pumping her gas when she takes off before the attendant can remove the hose.