While you're there I would grab a bunch of scratch tickets because you got lucky my man!
Gotta love those damn Russians.
Dude has some serious gas after his colonoscopy.
Don't light a match to look inside your gas tank...
This is shocking...pun intended.
Lighting yourself on fire with gas is never going to work out in your favor!
Door closing + gas fumes + fire = combustion = Boom!
Most rednecks own a pickup but a select few dont.
This gas station attendant got mad skills yo.