She kept asking for the leash, just so she could drop it and watch my dog run with it dragging behind him.
What would happen if men started using women's shampoo?
Everyone knows, you never go full retard!
Bud Light makes the best f***ing beer commercials!
Have you always wondered if you electrocuted yourself, which type of electricity would hurt more: AC (Alternating Current) or DC (Direct Current)? Wait no more!
Some people's reactions are priceless!
When masturbation is made illegal, everyone is faced with a choice: Come or Die!
This is what happens when rock, hip-hop, and rap are remixed with screaming goats.