Awe, he looks so sad. On a side note I didn't know beavers got that big! Holy Crap!
Use your friends to help get to the goal.
Beat the hell out of each other in the middle of traffic and then make up.
There's a reason why dogs are called man's best friend. Here's a perfect example. He traded a beer for the dog. Best beer he ever gave away.
Did you really think that was going to work?
Not even if he was the first man on Earth.
You can thank your friends for making a video while you were passed out with a bottle of booze taped to your chest and posting it on KillSomeTime.com