What nice friends you have! Got corn?
The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
This dude is so wasted he eats his napkin like it was a piece of food and doesn't even know.
It's a miracle that he didn't drop a single slice on the ground!
Anyone want to explain how in the f*ck?
For when you need to eat in a rush...
Eating liquid nitrogen frozen whipped cream turns you into a dragon.
No goldfish were harmed in the making of this prank. However, they did die of natural causes as all goldfish do. Just kidding...