He would get them himself but he don't have thumbs.
There is nothing left in the fridge after he is done his ninja raid.
Get that crap away from me! I want the real stuff!
Hot Dogs wrapped in hot dogs surrounded by hot dogs covered in bacon. A heart attack on a plate.
What nice friends you have! Got corn?
The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
This dude is so wasted he eats his napkin like it was a piece of food and doesn't even know.
Anyone want to explain how in the f*ck?
For when you need to eat in a rush...