The mouse really wants that cookie.
A first time user of Nutella.
If you don't laugh at this video you are missing a funny bone. The guy laughing in the background is enough to get a chuckle out of you. It's contagious! nom nom nom
Last time I checked you were supposed to use a wooden stick to break a pinata. Luckily for the onlooker this kid was only using bread.
Parts of the Paula Deen apology that you didn't see.
"Should I blow it or suck it?"
When the wife asked me to peel potatoes I took the easiest possible route.
From the circus to the pizza parlor?
Protect your melons, girls!