Someone actually took the time to do this.
Last time I checked you were supposed to use a wooden stick to break a pinata. Luckily for the onlooker this kid was only using bread.
Parts of the Paula Deen apology that you didn't see.
"Should I blow it or suck it?"
When the wife asked me to peel potatoes I took the easiest possible route.
I wonder what extra pepperoni looks like?
This is how every guy should have his dinner served.