Fail Chocolate Santa Penis
You would never know he likes fast food so much...
This might be the happiest guy on the planet.
I bet you don't love peanut butter and jelly as much as this guy does!
I can't imagine why this guy is obese.
This guy must be a direct descendant of Jabba the Hutt. Maybe he should stop eating for a while.
People like this guy drive me nuts. Does he really need 20 orders of fish and chips? Enjoy your heart attack loser.
Are they raising Piranha in those pools?