I'll remember that the next time my phone starts acting funny.
When life gives you lemons, puke the lemons out!
It's a basic human desire to destroy an OREO cookie with a pump action gun. Some men simply love neither cookie nor creme, so sometimes a man just needs to invent a badass gun to do the hard work of shooting the two from a powerful homemade weapon.
For when you need to eat in a rush...
Oh no! Oh no...I think the dad is more devastated then his son.
Would you like fries with that?
Dude fills his lungs with hot dogs, that's cool in my book! Redneck win!
What nice friends you have! Got corn?
You would never know he likes fast food so much...