His buddy smashed him with an egg earlier in the week so when he came over for a haircut he was in for a surprise.
Are they raising Piranha in those pools?
Fat woman's huge arm at drive through.
Parts of the Paula Deen apology that you didn't see.
Is he ever going to get his ice cream?
When your hotdog taste like wood, who you gonna call?
Beer > Eggs, Cream Cheese and Milk
Anyone for a heart attack?
WTF, I would have spit it in her face.