Parts of the Paula Deen apology that you didn't see.
Is he ever going to get his ice cream?
When your hotdog taste like wood, who you gonna call?
WTF, I would have spit it in her face.
Next time your toast gets stuck you might want to think twice about using...
This boxer goes crazy over a lime.
That will be the last lemon he ever eats.
I can't imagine why this guy is obese.
This might be the happiest guy on the planet.
Mind = Blown. Wait for it...